check this out there's just been way too much humanizing and accountability around here lately and there just ain't no space for that shxt on gameday...it's Friday and I'm a fn rockstar yall!

I said I would never DEVELOP an ego about being frontsman, NOT THAT I NEVER HAD ONE

boy I'm smoother than a hockey rink and twice as fn cool, yall musta forgot...they call me Flor and I'm coming through the mf ceiling! 

heard water only covers 2/3 of the Earth...but trust, I got enough juice to cover the rest [arrogant cackle]. 

I'm one of the baddest mfs on the world, one of the best-looking...you ever seen an outfit like mine? 

spent like an hour picking accessories, longer than that painting the shirt, but that was earlier this week, today mfs have no idea, it's about to get hot in here, we about to "party"!!!

YES INDEED IMA BURN THIS MF DOWN

ZiZi probably wants me to stop bellowing but OH WELL IT'S FUCKEN FRIDAAAAAAAY and we have an agreement, I can bellow freely on Fridays.

what-time-is-it G A M E T I M E...PARTY TRAIN COMIN' WOOT WOOT

man we come such a long way these past couple seasons...from stray cat struttin' back and forth in front of a roadside chicken joint with a beach speaker and a $5 karaoke mic to a weekly residency at the coolest venue in town...next stop summer festival TBD.

I DID THAT. THAT'S THAT MAN IN THE MIRROR, ME, THE FLYEST MF, MAKIN HATERS SUFFER AND THE LADIES WANT A LOVER AND--huh?

okay, fine, ZiZi helped too.

point is I CAN COOK. DONE TOLD YALL.

I have proven, time and again, that I got this thing locked up tight, and watch this IMA DO IT ONCE MORE YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN A MF BORN DO IT LIKE THIS RAAAAAAH

I can even almost sing now, yall can't tell me shxt! 

they gave me a mic a few years ago and they AIN'T NEVER getting it back.

matter of fact I don't even need this mic WHEN I SPEAK AIN'T NO FAKIN OR MISTAKIN, the truth out my mouth blow the roof off this house, I'll stand and deliver til I make the sand quiver...can't shut me up, can't shut me down, I AM MALECÓN X!

(wait how did I leave Muhammad Ali out of my musical influences post? my bad, Champ.)

I can't be stopped, can't be contained or redirected so you gotta respect it! my detractors are nonfactors, they couldn't lace my boots with a flameproof suit.

no doubt about it, ima talk my talk because I walk this walk...check 1, 2, pizza time, they call me Magic Mic and I'm bout to let my freak flag fly WOOOOOOOO! 

I own this zone, I am top cat on this walk, ima soak up the Sun all day and spit solar flares aaaaaaall Friday night because THAT'S WTF I DO!

...man I hope people show up.

all power to The People.

--Flor!